"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are."
Tuesday, July 26, 2016
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Saturday, July 23, 2016
"It would be kind of embarrassing trying to explain what an appetizer is to someone from a starving country. 'Yeah, the appetizer. That's the food we eat before we have our food... no, no, you're thinking of dessert. That's food we eat AFTER we have our food.'"