Thursday, October 20, 2016

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle...

"I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'"
(Demetri Martin)

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

I wonder...

"I wonder if nudists have nightmares about showing up to school wearing clothes."

Monday, October 17, 2016

You will never...

"You will never change your life until you change something you do daily."
(Darren Hardy)

Sunday, October 16, 2016

"Every time you make a typo, the errorists win."

Saturday, October 15, 2016

One can pay back...

"One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind."
(Malayan Proverb)

Friday, October 14, 2016

When I consider...

"When I consider what tremendous consequences come from little things, I am tempted to think there are no little things."
(Bruce Barton)

I tried...

"I tried to abandon my tenacity, but I just couldn't let it go."
(Tim Fargo)

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

If you realized how quickly...

"If you realized how quickly your children would grow up, you’d give them candy whenever they asked for it."
(John Pavlovitz)

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

No period of history...

"No period of history has ever been great or ever can be that does not act on some sort of high, idealistic motives, and idealism in our time has been shoved aside, and we are paying the penalty for it."
(Alfred N. Whitehead)

Monday, October 10, 2016

My entire existence...

"My entire existence is devoted to fighting hyperbole."