"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."
(Michael Jordan)

"Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book."
(Terry Pratchett)

"Dead last finish is greater than did not finish, which trumps did not start."
(unknown)

"This paper, by its very length, defends itself from ever being read."
(Winston Churchill)

"When I see things like tangled headphones, I don't feel angry. My headphones, tangled beyond usability, remind me that I live in a beautiful, random, complex world. If my pockets are capable of this, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE." (unknown)

"Sometimes before bed, I look in the mirror and wonder just what I'll be doing in ten years. Then I look at the clock and think, 'Probably flossing.'"

(April Van Scherpe)

Everybody wants to save the earth - nobody wants to help Mom to do the dishes.

(P. J. O'Rourke)

"Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar."
(Jim Butcher)

"The secret of change is to focus all of your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new."
(Socrates)

"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant."
(Scott Adams)